Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

regretsy

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.

That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.

by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011

with regrets

On invitations, it is the opposite of R.S.V.P.. People must call if they cannot attend, rather than R.S.V.P.-ing.

Girl: Hey, I read your invitation, and I noticed it said "with regrets", so I just called to say I will not be able to attend your party. Sorry!

by ssun77 August 4, 2008

Regretrospect

When you look back on something embarrassing or unfortunate you did in the past

Damn man, did you even look at that grenade before you hooked up with her last night?

Dont even remind me, I can barely shake this regretrospect as it is

by zee183 November 21, 2011

Regretspedition

an outing that leaves you full of regret and/or shame

Bill: "I should not have gone to the strip club last night."
Ted: "Why not?"
Bill: "That regretspedition cost me $400."

by fireburn1222 September 29, 2014

Regretist

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots

Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.

by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021

Regretsation

Regretting something that you committed to doing and wish you hadn’t done.

While performing on stage at the talent show, a wave of regretsation fell over me and I wished I had not signed up.

by @Cassie April 12, 2024