when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 27, 2011
Get the anal regrets mug.An excuse for doing something rashly. Usually used in a very childish manner and for actions that aren't really that big of a deal. Often used with the shocker hand signal.
See YOLO.
See YOLO.
Sarah: OMG, I can't believe we just did that thing we just did! #noregrets
Kylie: I know right! No regrets!
Kylie: I know right! No regrets!
by Somebody That You Used To Know November 14, 2012
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Regretist • Regretsit • Regretsthedaywemet • Regretfast • Regretos • regresity • regressitate • regresstimate • Regretify • Regretigans
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
Get the Regretsthedaywemet mug.Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.
by your other other mom August 26, 2013
Get the regretsenstrudel mug.Robertos Mexican food.
You want to get some burritos from Robertos?
I can’t it always gives me diarrhea! Then it becomes Regretos.
I can’t it always gives me diarrhea! Then it becomes Regretos.
by Yoursistersplunger April 15, 2021
Get the Regretos mug.The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw July 9, 2015
Get the tp regrets mug.It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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