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Reekter Scale

A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.

A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!

Girl : Ew gross this date is over!

Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
by TKman February 23, 2010
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Reetom

person who practices the religion of being stupid/retarded
OH god...we got another reetom in this class.
it'll be like relearning kindergarden all over again
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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Reeti

A reeti is a loveable, sweet, sexy person with a great personality. Talking to her makes you smile no matter how dull the day may seem. She is as beautiful as a sunrise, rising up, shining the world with happiness. You can't hate a reeti, way to loveable, and very caring. :)
Perfection= Reeti
That reeti is HOT.
by kevin is reeti's bff :) February 19, 2010
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Rebitcha Barfola

She turned into a Rebitcha Barfola last night.
by marathonmaxie May 4, 2008
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reetboy

another word for retarded boy

or shorten word for retarded boy
And heres my reetboy brother sam.
by Brian Tran April 2, 2007
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reet pong

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!
"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!
by The Notorious B.A.Z February 6, 2008
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reetzy

Something or person that can be described as retarded. Slang term. Also the same as a "reeter" or "reet".
"That's reetzy."
"You're acting like a total reetzy. You reeter."
"God, this homework is so reetzy."
"My parents are acting so reetzy I can't even handle it! My life is sooo hottzy."
by all.night.raver March 6, 2009
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