Reading T-1 2102

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side

Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!

by ragingfoamerfuck88 January 20, 2021

redibinaking

This is a acronym for the action of reading the bible naked. A cult activity, usually taken up by lonely summer time high schoolers in public places and dragon duels.

Also done by newlyweds if the wedding cake tastes like shit. It relieves them of the sin of poisoning their wedding guests taste buds. And leads to excellent sex

Wally: "THe KILLAS back I see!! Whats been rollin?"
Cameron the Killa: "Naw, iv just been bored. redibinaking as usual."
Wally: "Ah arnt we all, arnt we all."

by ejvensoph August 5, 2010

Orville Redenbacher

The act of farting in a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up. As her cheeks are puffed, one taps the cheeks quickly so the hot stank-air pops out in small bursts mimicking the sound of popcorn popping.

"What it do brah? How was your date with Amanda?"
"Pretty awesome man, I gave her an Orville Redenbacher after she tossed my salad."

by RTSmashMonkey September 15, 2016

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Readington

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

REDInstead

A slogan that supports autistic people to freely express themselves. This goes in contrast to "light it up blue" which only promotes the awareness of autism, even though almost everyone has at least heard of autism by now. REDInstead however, promotes respect and acceptance towards autistic individuals and is a more meaningful way to promote the autistic community.

autism mom: LIGHT IT UP BLUE! Lets end this terrible disease once and for all.
Me: NO! Autism is not a disease you dumbfuck! Autism is a part of who we are and taking that away means killing us. REDINSTEAD!

by Dubiks January 19, 2019

summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008