Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him

She is red velvet asf

by yrmom March 27, 2025

Red Velvet

Used by the African American /BPOC community to refer to a person with red hair.

“Make sure to invite the red velvet to the cookout on Sunday.”

by Firebirb August 7, 2025

Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.

Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”

by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025

Red Velvet Challenge

When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.

This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.

It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”

Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge

by But Sects September 3, 2023

Red Velvet Man

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.

"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass

by HohnJodges March 21, 2017

Red velvet cookie

A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon

Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?

Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho

by ImDyingBcOfTakis December 6, 2021

Red Velvet Cake

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"

Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar

by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018