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Texas Reptile Expo

The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.
The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.
by Tvgee January 29, 2019
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Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
by The flooner August 3, 2017
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rectilinear

Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.
After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004
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Republican Party Reptile

From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –

"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:

“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009
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reptile dysfunction

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011
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rectite

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.
Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.
by rosignol June 8, 2005
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reptile zoo

A common hallucination while in the depths of an acid trip. A place inhabited by often hostile reptiles of various sizes an colors who are not to be reasoned with.
Mr. Thompson (Trippin off Acid) - We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and someone was giving booze to these damn animals.
by The Dr is in October 12, 2008
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