Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle

The act of shoving a hydrolic hose up someone's rectum, causing them to inflate. It is also a weird sex act that many people have fetishes for.

Dude, can you come over and give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle tonight?
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!

by KeemisDad July 25, 2016

Reca

Pretty eyes

Medusa's eye will turn u hard. But when u look at Reca's eye, she'll make u fall in love.

by tuso June 7, 2021

rectalangle

The angle of a penis as it is penetrating an anus.

Amy said to Alex "If your cock weren't so huge I would show you my favorite rectalangle." Alex replied "I understand... With an ass as perfect as yours you can't blame me for asking. Can I get a teabag instead?" Immediately Amy said "Hell yes!! I love balls!!!"

by cuntX March 21, 2014

Recap

To summarize a finished event.

Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

by kmuto April 30, 2007

Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.

Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009

rectal computer

A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.

Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!

by Water Washington April 14, 2014