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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
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Most Reasonable

When you done downing your drink in your left hand (buffalo rules), preferably a Rumbler (>= 5% beer and a tot of dark rum >40%), you state in your best Scottish accent ..."That was Most Reasonable".
After I smashed my drink in my face I looked at my mates and said, "that was most reasonable"
by DyliB February 8, 2022
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beyond a reasonable doubt

Outside legal framework it's similar to saying 'I'm either certain or as close to certain as possible'

-inside legal framework, it's a frame of mind, the universal standard of proof used to decide if a defendant is guilty or not. To find a defendant guilty a juror or judge must reach a frame of mind that leaves them with no doubt or at least almost no doubt that a defendant is guilty as charged. Therefore, beyond a reasonable doubt. Information that leads factfinders to this mind frame must be directly related to particular case, not from outlying information unrelated to case in question, usually arising from attempts to tar/slime the defendant.
I think it's beyond a reasonable doubt that roller discos will eventually make a comeback..
by em_see_dbl_oh April 12, 2023
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Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
by m_piet April 28, 2010
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no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.
Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"
by QuacksO December 17, 2019
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a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.
sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.
by brentoss March 10, 2024
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treasonable lie

A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
by idtst May 25, 2016
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