Unlock Reality

A term used when someone says something deep or wise. Derived from the underground text called Unlock Reality, which claims to explain the Construction of the Universe in terms that anyone can understand, and is being shared round the world using bookcrossing.

Someone says "we need more love in this world"
the reply is, "hey you Unlock Reality man.

by Tmonome September 18, 2008

reality

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.

by Ciarraine January 20, 2004

Realosophy

The thought or wisdom of actual existence

Have you heard the lecture on Thee Divine Realosophy?

by G'ity August 5, 2019

Reality Bomb

The Reality Bomb is a device which is capable of dissolving all forms of matter within the universe (and other, parallel universes, even the Void itself).

The Reality Bomb does this in the following way:

Z-Neutrino energy is flattened by the perfect alignment of 27 specific planets which are in perfect sync with each other into a single stream, forming a wavelength which cancels out the electrical energy that binds the particles of all atoms in existence. This causes the structure of atoms to fall apart. The planets, being in the optimum pattern, then become a transmitter for this wavelength, causing it to erase all matter in the universe. If it is detonated within the Medusa Cascade (a rift in time and space), it will bounce back into every parallel universe, erasing them too. The wavelength cannot be stopped once it is transmitted, nor does it fade out. The Z-Neutrino energy must also originate at the centre of the planetary alignment field.

It was invented by mad Kaled scientist Davros, but it was countered by Donna Noble, when she closed all Z-Neutrino relay loops using an internalised synchronous back-feed reversal loop.

This device is fictional, created for the BBC tv show Doctor Who.

"People, planets and stars will become dust. And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become...nothing."
-Davros

"Detonate the reality bomb!"
-Davros

"Your strategies have failed, your weapons are useless, and...oh, the end of the universe has come."
-Davros

"No, Davros! You can't!"
-The Doctor

by imjustchillin123 May 18, 2011

reality tv

The reason why God will one day regret having created humans and destroy us all.

Reality tv sucks major!!!!

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

by nocturnal February 8, 2007

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018