Trevor's Razor

Trevor's razor is a principle that states that the player in a match in a video game that performed the best most likely had a good game or got lucky, and that he or she is not the best, despite outperforming everyone else.

Trevor's razor is especially useful when you play a competitive FPS.

by SithLordTrevor December 6, 2019

Kiaya's Razor

Kiaya's Razor, a pun upon 'Occam's Razor', a principle/ theory stating that the simplest solution to a problem is probably the best. Kiaya's Razor is the opposite, stating that what ever the most absurd solution is, is probably the right one.

There's a glass of water on the table and it suddenly falls over - Kiaya's Razor states that a leprechaun pushed it, not that a person or normal animal did.

by Edana Prosper May 21, 2007

Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

occam's razor

The simplest answer is usually the correct one.

"I don't know... he said he went to see an ex-girlfriend but it was with her brother and some other friends. And the viagra he took from a friend that night was because he MIGHT use it with me at some point and not with the girl. And he only told his friend to lie about him going there because I was stressed out about stuff... Wait? Do you think he cheated on me?"

"Girlfriend.... Occam's Razor."

by WidowMaker_619 November 26, 2016

Awesome's Razor

The principle which states that the most awesome explanation is probably correct.

Through the application of Awesome's Razor we can determine that the fake moon landings were overseen by JFK from his secret island lair while he was banging Marilyn Monroe.

by 0x029A March 3, 2009

Trump's Razor

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016