When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.
Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.
Betsy: How do you know that?
Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
