Ava Rathner is the kind of person you would want as your friend for numerous reasons. One being she has great taste in movies, for example mamma Mia but do be carful because she has stolen Christmas before. A quote she stands for, “I’m a mean one, Mr grinch.”
by Jenthagaras January 12, 2019
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by smb1971 October 5, 2008
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usually likes to bob up and down on someone else's man's dick as much as she can. will suck the last drop of beer from a can and then use it as a homemade pipe for weed or crack.
usually likes to bob up and down on someone else's man's dick as much as she can. will suck the last drop of beer from a can and then use it as a homemade pipe for weed or crack.
I keep crank calling that RATHEAD Alkeesha, who started trying to get wit my man and she tried to get ill wit me like she wasn't suckin his dick even though i saw her half red dukie braids riding his junk.
by shanaynay lachild September 1, 2007
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Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?
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Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
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