masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

resturbate

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

Ranturbation

Fulfilling one’s need to feel important or highly intelligent by going on at length , verbally or in writing, espousing opinions about political or other issues of the day, often in situations where others cannot easily extricate themselves.

The boss sent us another ranturbation all employee email today, this time going off on his Ivy League classmates who are less intelligent and moral , but richer than him.

by Government Bureaucrat December 29, 2020

kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

Masturbate

Something done to one's body to relieve horniness. When a woman's pussy becomes wet, she will massage her clitoris and other surrounding pubic areas. Also, she may slide a finger/fingers/toy/small object into her pussy to imitate a penis. Men's dicks will become hard when they are horny, so they resort to rubbing their penis up and down causing stimulating friction. These physical interactions are also sometimes accompanied by audio or visual stimulation.

I came home feeling really horny after reading definition #7 of Horny on Urban Dictionary. I went into my bathroom and grabbed my tube of lube and a Q-tip. I carried these things into my room where I slid off my skirt and panties and flopped onto my bed with a sigh. I spread my thighs open and coated the Q-tip with lube. I then started gently rubbing around my clit with the Q-tip. I shuddered and smiled. As I rubbed, I got closer and closer to my clit and started moaning. Then i reached my hand up my blouse and started rubbing and grabbing my nipples. I continued to grope my boobs as I got even closer to my clit. Then, I hit it. I shuddered and squealed with delight. I rubbed diagonally across my clit which drove me nuts. Then I threw down the Q-tip and dug my fingers toward my clit. I started massaging it with one finger, then two, then my whole hand. I arched my back and screamed with pleasure. Then, I slipped my middle finger into my pussy, while still massaging my clit. I pulled it in and out. Then I hit my g-spot. I cummed everywhere. I got up, still rubbing my clit, and got my vibrator, then sprawled back onto the bed. 10 minutes later, I was asleep with my fingers on my clitoris and my vibrator in my pussy. I love to masturbate.

by SomeRandomUDUser July 18, 2016

cry masturbate

this is a term used when you are so sad that you are brought to tears, and you use those delicate tears as lubrication and give yourself a run around the town. It's sad, pathetic, and often done after you break up with your significant other but aren't fortunate enough to have breakup sex.

Ted and I are over, so I'm gonna go cry masturbate

by whaijorgeh November 12, 2013