Grand Rapids

A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.

Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!

by Bekins August 25, 2012

Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus

"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"

by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019

ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.

Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.

by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011

coon rapids

A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota.

If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.

by Sports Pimps May 27, 2005

Rapidash

A very good substitution to other words when trying to show happiness, or agreeing to something. Usually said by poke-nerds of all sorts.

Girl#1 - FUCK YEAR!
Girl#2 - FUCK YEAH, RAPIDASH.

by pokefreakanon April 1, 2009

Rapids

When a female becomes sexually aroused and creates enough natural lubrication that it's like the Rapids Water Park.

Me: Dude, I went to the rapids last night!

Friend: Nice!!

by everybodylovesross October 21, 2010

Roanoke Rapids

The half way point between NY and FL. Commonly known as Redneck rapids b/c of the retards doing the Sonic 500. It has an empty building with a few stores that ppl call a mall...but its not. The "hang out" place in town is walmart. The only place of sanity is Starbucks.

You can not get away from ro rap ppl. No matter where u go, it never fails that you see someone from Roanoke Rapids.

by R.B. May 7, 2005