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cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.
by mug3nx April 27, 2009
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ranchero

The El Camino's natural enemy.
"Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them."
Hushed whispering ensues from inside the safe enclosure of the gas station, the bus then comes and scares both the Ranchero and El Camino off.
by Cuz Inzki October 1, 2007
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jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005
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Monster Rancher

by big mike the man October 31, 2003
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ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass
a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.
by snibey September 7, 2011
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turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.
That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.
by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008
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RANSTER

Redneck - Ganster wanna be

someone who is from the country that listens to rap & country Almost like Kid Rock!!
KID ROCK the redneck Rapper

Some rednecks just act like Ransters
by Courtney & Sarah December 25, 2007
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