A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021

Low Ranker

A person or thing below your or it's rank. A manager out ranks an associate, the Golden Gate Bridge out ranks a lesser known bridge.

Sample: Don't do this job yourself, give it to a low ranker.
I'm not gonna go see that low ranker when I can see the Golden Gate Bridge instead.

by kittycatman2 April 21, 2009

Ranked Skywars

A game on the hypixel network that is a varient of normal skywars. It is also full of blatant cheaters. This game mode makes people feel the following things:
1. Suicidal
2. Mad
3. Disbelief

"Im so fucking done with ranked skywars its full of fucking cheaters holy shit."

by Skippayy January 18, 2018

Ranger Up

To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.

"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"

"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"

by thatonedudewiththebigcawk October 22, 2013

Ranger Shot

(n): A bottle-cap/top sized shot of any liquor snorted via the nose.

Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*

Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*

Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"

by Bobby Bushay February 19, 2015

sack ranger

random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss

this damn sack ranger at the gym today had his eyes all over my shit man!

by JamesW June 22, 2006

Rocket league Ranked

Rocket league ranked basically i the most toxic gamemode ever. full of 10 year olds virgin smurfers. And if you are in plat, well good luck.

P1:What a save!
P2 (the smurf): Okay.
P2 wins by 7 goals
P1: Fuck u smurf go kys
P1 gets banned for 3 days for swearing
P2 dosen't get banned and continues smurfing
This is Rocket league Ranked.

by ExoticBotters November 2, 2020