Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

rainy day file

Rainy Day File: A folder on your computer to store pics of Hawt! ass ladys mostly celebrities to later fap to.

This was thought up one day by the guys over at nerdiest-kids.com to express there love for hot ladys.

To have a folder on the computer to show love thanks to girls who are not ugly, or who have a fucked up face.

Man theres nothing to do. Time to browse the rainy day file.

by greedlantern September 25, 2009

Randy Quaid

(adjective) referring to a man who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent; crazy, insane, psycho, postal, Evi Quaid

He thought she cheated on him, and then he went all Randy Quaid on her.

by sere450 December 24, 2010

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Randy Strohmeyer

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!

Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)

by oh you know who... August 26, 2003

Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010

Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.

Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"

by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010