I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Rutherfucked up

the achievement of utter inebriation within the confines of the town of Rutherford, New Jersey

Yo! I got so Rutherfucked up at Drew's house after the Giants game last night.

by JimmyBuffsRt22 July 5, 2009

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Retherns

Retherns is another meaning for trash

that is very Retherns

by fjfjfjj22222211 June 12, 2022

Retherns

Another Word for a Camper.

GUY1: WOW YOU HAVE TO CAMP TO WIN LOL
GUY2: I MEAN IM RETHERNS, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

by fjfjfjj22222211 July 4, 2022