Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018

Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong

"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"

by anonymous March 26, 2023

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

reinders

A word with many meanings. This is a word that can replace nearly any other word in the dictionary to take on the appropriate meaning to the user in of that word. This was a fad that began at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, VA in the late 90's and has steadily caught on around the world today. There is an "underground" hint to the usage of this word, thus users of the term Reinders are generally accepted as cool people. It is speculated that the originators of this term were part of a secret society where Reinders was the code word for entry. Some believe that this society still exists throughout the country.

"My bologna has a first name, is Oscar. My bologna has a second name it's "R-e-i-n-d-e-r-s."

"I'd love to rent that old movie with Richard Gere, 'An officer and a Reinders' tonight.

by Drewster's Millions July 10, 2007

remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004

rewinder

A reminder of something from one's youth. A reminder not of something to come, but something that has already happened, it causes you to rewind your memory.

I was in this bar and heard the Violent Femmes' "Add It Up", it was a total rewinder to summer of eighth grade.

by Thursday Three November 14, 2011

reminderology

A form of teaching designed to remind ( re-mind ) people who they really are. Deep inside ( our true self ) we know who we really are, but our families and society made us forget that around the age of seven.

A teacher of reminderology has a purpose of helping open up those channels deep inside of us. Bringing us back to our true self. The most important part of this teaching is dedication to stillness ( meditation ) daily. Without stillness we will never discover our true self. We cannot be re-minded without daily, dedicated stillness.

Our ego's do not want us to be re-minded because our ego knows it will lose it's job as controling egomind.

He said he was trying to find himself at church, so I suggested he take a course in reminderology to find his true self.

One week later...

I went to see my reminderologist today and I was amazed to find out how many lies we have been told by our churches, our schools, and by our government.

by Kerryokie April 28, 2011