Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

remasturd

Of a musical recording; having been through a process of digital remastering, only to produce a result that sounds considerably worse than the original.

A: Hey, have you heard the new remastered version of Money for Nothing?
B: RemasTURD, more like. It's totally lost all the punch of the original!

www DOT youtube DOT com/watch?v=7UjQc0dM4H4&fmt=18

by atatdotdot September 25, 2014

registered engineer

Also known as a cuck or a cuckhold

Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck

by looopzooop July 2, 2019

Registered Retard (RR)

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.

My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

by JayThePlug January 1, 2022

Registered poes

It is a roi and a kutlwano

Roi and kutlwano are registered poes's

by Goated child May 7, 2021

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016