Rehab

A trashy girl who leaves her trash everywhere even under her desk and is two faced talks behind everyone’s back and mostly likely has bleached hair

Yo have you seen rehab today her hair is dried out from the bleach

by Youwontknowever23 May 15, 2023

Rehab

Somewhere you go to become a better you.

I went out of town to get away from everything or I got a random check in the mail and splurged. Until Rehab showed up as Ratings

by Enjoyitmf11 December 5, 2024

rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Rehab (name)

Rehab is a pretty chocolate girl who loves to laugh and make jokes. Whenever you need someone to take a nice picture she's there. She's extremely hard working and knows how to talk her shit. Whenever you need a laugh just call rehab and your wish is her command. Rehab is also as creative as can be and is a colorful person.

Need a photographer? Get Rehab (name) she's great.

by Classifiedalways January 14, 2019

Rehab Bohemian

A person who is in at out of rehab most there life.Spend so much time in rehab , that they might well become a permanent resident there.

Donald is in and out of rehab so much , he's become a rehab bohemian.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

rehab dandy

A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.

Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?

by Central Avenuer May 29, 2010