A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.
Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????
An engine mechanic of the 5th RS in south Korea. Generally an alcoholic womanizer who rates women's looks by how many beers it would take to do her. Has the innate ability to double fist beers and cigarettes at the same time. Also has the nasty habits of kicking people in the nuts and getting into a shitload of trouble.
"Man, those raptors never do any fuckingwork, I wish I got to pick my job..."