the golden ram

The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.

If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.

by TheGoldenRam August 26, 2017

Meat Ram

Slang term for penis.

I'd like to splinter her gates with my meat ram.

by The Pen Is... August 12, 2011

Nag a ram

When you are annoying to rams. also shows up in googles search results when searching "Anagram".

I'm going to go nag a ram lol.

by Whatthelivinghell March 2, 2022

Ram Ranch

A ranch, probably in Wyoming, ran by Grant Macdonald and Dr. Phil. It is infamous for cowboy orgies.

My uncle got sent to Ram Ranch in 1969, we never saw him again

by ryba314 October 29, 2019

Ram Burglar

Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.

When I got back from vacation, I discovered my house had been attacked by a ram burglar.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

ram tam

Noun
- The person who you either have or want to make love to
Verb
- The action of ferociously having sex(used with noun)

Noun
- Who's your latest ram tam?
- Hoonestly, I don't remember
Verb
- What did you do last night?
-I ram tammed this crazy girl that i found on the street

by Logarithm November 22, 2007

buttery ram

While at the move theatre , a guy sticks his penis in an unsuspecting girls buttery popcorn sitting next to him. This is usually done during a suspense scene and then when the monster jumps out, he proceeds to ram his slimy cock in her mouth to keep her from screaming.

"Yo Jamal. Last night at the movies, I gave your cousin Tasha a Buttery Ram. She was pissed. Hahahaha"

by Riablo & Piablo September 13, 2017