Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queefasaurusrex

its a dinosaur that queefs

Lucy Vu is a queefasaurusrex

by Ryno16 February 4, 2009

Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.

Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

Qweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."

by Zenechules April 27, 2009

qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

queefarrhea

Queefarrhea:

To queef (most often after a sexual encounter or "me time") in a manner that replicates the sound of a gas filled diarrhea event.

After Mary was sexually satisfied by John she had an episode of queefarrhea in the bed.

by KnightRider007 March 10, 2014

Queen la queefah

the queen of queefing

Kelsey: Man you when the award for queen la queefah
Bethany: thank you for finally admitting it

by Kl09987654321987 June 28, 2010