Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quandale Dingles asian brother

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022

quandale dingle

goofy ahh name

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

by quandale dingleberry March 2, 2022

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

Quandart

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.

If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!

by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008

qurantine

When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.

Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.

by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020