quintler

a child raised in complete solitude as an experiment. Quintlers are taught to speak in sheep language and/or morse code.

Bob: "Hey man, wanna go hang out?"
Quintler: "Prrrraah Breeh dot dot dot dotdot silence.... dot dot Togepriiiii dot dot"
Bob: "Oh, you must be a quintler"

by Precalc anonymous October 3, 2010

Quintiplegic

A quintiplegic is a male who has lost all of his limbs including the "middle leg" If ya know what I mean. A quintiplegic is worse than a quadriplegic, because the man has no more reason to live.

That man is not a quadriplegic, he is a quintiplegic, he lost more than his limbs in the war, he lost his dignity, oh yeah, and his dick.

by concord1 October 5, 2009

quintelle

The ultimate bad ass. Won't take shit from no one. Can be a die-hard loyal friend and family member, you never want to cross Quintelle. Getting on the bad side of a Quintelle is like being caught in a hurricane - which you cannot escape. She has a sharp intellect, is brutally honest and will tell you what she thinks even if its not nice. Good sense of humor that relies on dry sarcasm and can give you a look that will make you cower. Very kind and big hearted for those in her tribe, Quintelle is a roller coster of a person to know, you will never be bored and never be without someone to rely on. If you cross a Quintelle you have to go to the ends of the Earth in order for her to *maybe* forgive you. If you betray a Quintelle and she lets you live, you will never be in her good graces again.

Person one: Quintelle ripped into me, she is so savage.

Person two: You shouldn't have dissed her sister, you're lucky she didn't beat your ass.

by t3cn0l0g1c August 26, 2017

Quintruplets

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.

Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.

by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

Quintapple deg

When your girlfriend is manic - but still very loveable

Bro my girlfriend is such a Quintapple deg

by thatguy2067 August 15, 2023

Quintuplifaded

Faded from 5 DIFFERENT types of intoxicants

When i took schrooms, Ecstacy, Acid, Smoked Cigarettes, and drank Alcohol i was Quintuplifaded.

by Poopsk8 January 22, 2009

Quintucklefuckle

Sea creatures that battle the evil Horridibbles. Their main diet consists of: sawdust, honey, toothpaste, coleslaw, and bug urine. They live primarily along the coast of Anbraumerichinussiapanlaniagypzilica.

Quintucklefuckles keep the Horridibbles population under control.

by Poe Judith Qityu March 31, 2011