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quigleypoof

Weird stationary worshiping, bottle label removing, freakishly tidy, lady boy.
ian is a real quigleypoof
by Jack five August 1, 2003
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quimley soup

"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down my leg"
by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005
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quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.
Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.
by iheartwords July 29, 2009
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Quigley Down Under

Alex spots a sexy woman and begins to feel Quigley Down Under.
by strokermouse October 25, 2010
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Quigley

In order to perform a quigley one must first be a proud American.

To perform a "Quigley" is to lay prone on a flat surface like a bed or floor, and shit.

Once you have proudley shidded you must then push yourself backwards across the floor and over your proud shid making sure to cover yourself in the shid until eventually getting to your mouth where you will then proudly eat whatever is left of your shid.
"Hey that proud American over there just won't let up telling everyone how inferior they are for not doing everything exactly the same as America. I bet he quigley's himself at night"
by ZapelDeuce November 28, 2018
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quigleypuff

A strange pen loving creature, that gains it's mystical powers by drinking red bull and smoking fags. Can often be found frequenting gents toilets with a sign round it's neck saying 'GET IT HERE'!
What has that Quigleypuff got in his mouth this time?
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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Quigley

Quigley is the term used describe a man who gets in to relationships with single mums so they can have access to their young children. bringing them up as their own then just before a 16th birthday sleeps with them. quigley's are also very family orientated but only with their own family thankfully as they would not look out of place in the wrong turn movies. The word Quigley is a ancient word derived from the word Quim & was first used in Greek mythology to describe the female reproductive organ .quigley's also have an unhealthy obsession with dairylea triangles they like to keep them under their foreskin as they believe the advert of the early 90s which used to say kids will do anything for dairylea
John you're one ugly cunt how have you managed to Quigley so many single mums on are housing estate ..John...dairylea my friend dairylea
by Catweazle 0.1 April 26, 2019
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