quarter pounder with tease

When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.

I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.

by nightmarefixer March 12, 2021

The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

quarter pounder with cheese

Quarter Pound Of Marijuana.

Yo can you get me a Quarter pounder with cheese dawg?

by Funk master flex May 20, 2004

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003

quarter pounder with cheese

woman with a yeasts infection

I just ate a "quarter pounder with cheese"

by reelchip May 6, 2011

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003