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Quality Whore

Someone who is obsessed with perfect video and/or audio.
by jDawg#1 January 1, 2012
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Quality

Describes something as very good. Used mainly by the British teenagers and the LPcool.
"Did you watch Ali G last night?"
"Yeah mate, it was quality"
by Louie Kay March 12, 2007
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Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.
Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?
by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016
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nigger quality

the cheapest possible made item, NOT made to last
Dude I bought these jeans yesterday and ther're ripped already!!!!

Emile: No wonder, they're made in China!!! That's nigger quality for you!
by birdseed December 9, 2010
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high-quality problem

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.
I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.
by Deathpony March 29, 2011
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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd January 28, 2007
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YouTube Quality

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person
Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."
by *Panda Corndog* August 22, 2009
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