Quaff

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.

Holy fuck! McDonald quaffed in a Doritos Cup on the school trip!

by Pootie October 5, 2003

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quaff

The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.

After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.

by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019

quäff

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 April 1, 2009

Quaff

The patch of hair on a man's chest

Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!

by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009

Quaff

a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)

Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".

by Juggalicious March 19, 2010