quaff

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1.) (verb) to smoke weed
2.) (noun) really blazed
1.) "Wanna quaff after school?"
2.) "Let's get quaffed, man."
by nkuy and jmargs March 12, 2009
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1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.
he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.
by sexyb!tch April 05, 2011
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to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity
All I wanna do is quaff treats all day
by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009
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the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft
sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass
by neez/roddie September 03, 2004
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When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff
by jhandles95 November 18, 2014
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a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,
sally let out a huge quaff last night
by this fatguy May 18, 2006
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past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 05, 2006
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