The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.

Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011

quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010

Quadimo

Quadimo: It is a shape with round corners and straight sides.

"Dude is that a square or a circle?"

"No man that's a Quadimo."

"Oh I get it now. its a rounded square!"

by einniv September 18, 2011

quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.

Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!

by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010

quasimoto sex

sex with your hunched over making you look like the hunchback of notre dame

hey donna, that was great quasimoto sex!

by amanda234234 April 2, 2009

Quasimodo

Your boss with a hunchback

"MaryEllen", Did you smell Quasimodo this morning? I hope she's not coming to work today.

by red headed stepchild January 10, 2008

Quasimodo

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

by Professor Realist June 13, 2018