QWERTY face

A term for falling asleep at your computer and resting your head on the keyboard, imprinting the keys into your skin, QWERTY being the classification of the key setup. (Also DVORAK face if you use a DVORAK keyboard)

"I had been playing for 43 hours straight, so I finally succumbed to QWERTY face."

by Froyst January 25, 2005

Qwertist

A person who spends most of his time around mobile phones and internet. Like literally he has no life other than to spend on his tech devices.

John is such a qwertist, he is always either on the computer or using phone.

by usernameprobablytaken January 18, 2015

Qwertea

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.

Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre

by define_my_username May 21, 2020

QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009

QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)

QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.

by Jason October 18, 2004