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Plandle

A mix between the words "plastic" and "handle". Absolutely disgusting alcoholic beverage choice. Nobody wants to drink a PLANDLE unless it is the very last option; usually purchased when on a very tight budget.
"Hey! Wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*
by Kristiebbb July 13, 2016
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piss poor plan

A plan that is made with zero thought. It has no tangible structure. Normally the piss poor planning is realized only days before or during the event.
Garry is dead. We made a piss poor plan.
by the_red_blune October 30, 2014
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What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"
In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"
by bob lawblah October 28, 2011
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Plandid

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.
Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.
by icwish January 30, 2010
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Dental Plan

You need one of these so you don't have to pay for braces.
DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!
by Overcast March 16, 2004
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Plandipitous

a planned, seemingly coincidental occurrence, often as a result of covert faccebook/physical stalking.

noun: plandipity
Jess: Oh Rob, fancy bumping into you here of all places, what are the chances.

Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!
by RobHimself December 9, 2012
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Puerto Rican Plan B

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)
Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"
by zombles222 April 14, 2021
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