pupsession

An obsession with puppies. Usually curable by playing with or purchasing a puppy.

Jill: Did you see Mason's dog? I am seriously in love with it!
Mitch: Sounds like you have a pupsession!

by hmcspellingbee May 13, 2015

Shadow Possession Jutsu

When Shikamaru actually does something

Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,

Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

gun possession

A mental aberration where an individual is controlled by the irrational need to own guns, especially in large numbers and high-power, to the point they are essential for his feeling of self-worth.

Dude don't own the guns, they own him. He got gun possession!

by King Truthiness February 28, 2018

Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD October 3, 2008

e-monic possession

electronic demonic possession

as e-mail or email is electronic mail

Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time

by The Real Hans Gruber December 25, 2007

Gnoztik Possession

twiztid, wicked, sick, demented, and mozt diverse rapperz dead or alive

Gnoztik Possession is the defintion of a rapper's Mt Olympus

by Vexen Venum May 30, 2011

come into the possession

manage to get something

I come into the possession of that stuff.

by John-young December 3, 2009