purse

Satirical form of the slang totes: a shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

As totes became popular and emojis expanded, tote received its own emoji which looked like a purse. Use of purse began as a way to mock people that used the slang totes.

Person 1: We should go to the mall this weekend for the huge sale!

Person 2: Purse! That would be awesome.

or

Person 1: Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Person 2: He purse is!

by buggerthat December 4, 2018

purse

When a male friend of yours doesn't do something because of a girlly reason.

Tim was going to go to the bar with us tonight, but he pursed out because he had to get up early tomarrow.

by Bryan Schwab April 6, 2004

purse

noun: 'to purse'

to get really wrecked on drugs and vomit and pass out

'he can't take his drugs, he's blatantly gonna purse later'

by betty_basgetti August 5, 2006

Purse it

When you tell someone to put something in their purse.

Im holding a cell phone but i dont have a place to put it so i tell someone to " purse it" and they put it in there purse

by Lois Audrey January 14, 2008

purse

What you call a girly and/or wimpy dude. A very humiliating insult to a guy that pride's himself in his own masculinity.

Hey Bouncer with the gloves, come out and fight me. What? your calling the cops? Fight me ya fucking purse!

by WCarlo April 28, 2006

purse

1. Vera Bradley-Place for preppy girls' junk, (makeup, lipgloss,)
2. (My Purse) Black Hole
3. Man-Purse, I don't want to know what's in there, but I know some of you who're reading this do.
4. Luis Vuitton- SuperPreps or WannaBe preps

"That Vera Bradley purse cost so much," Prep said,"They're just so expensive, you probably wouldn't want one."
"I've payed $75 for a pair of boots I get filthy once weekly," said Alexis the horse-girl tomboy.

by HorseChik December 3, 2006

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012