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Popping the Cork

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.
Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.
by Asti Spumante January 23, 2012
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popping off

To excel in performance and or being to dominate a game.
Damn, Michael is "popping off".
by Han Rogan October 9, 2016
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pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell
Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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popping a cork

When defecating, a solid stool excreted followed by loose stools or diarrhea.
I'll be out in a minute! I'm popping a cork right now!
by BleedDemon July 8, 2016
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Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.
Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.
by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012
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pancake popping

"I'm out pancake popping tonight. Wish me luck".
by Mad Dog Biscuit December 4, 2016
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Pumping Off

to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when
Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.
by The Original DT January 7, 2012
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