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published

When a WHORE becomes famous and gets her name and number put on the men's/Ladie's bathroom room wall for handeling a large amount of people.
That Hoe will "gobble" your meat for beer, she got published above the pisser.

John: I called for a "throat job".
Hoe: Where you get dis number?
John: You is published on Lu and Joe's Wall.
Hoe: Bring me a beer, and meet me at the park and ride.
by Happy-Pappy September 18, 2008
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punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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published

Used when trying to 'one up' your friends. Stated at the end of sentence.
Bill - "Hey John, I totally hit my wife last night"
John - "Oh yeah, well I ChrisBrown'd my wife!"
Bill - "Published!"
by R.Beard February 24, 2009
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Published

by shit words October 2, 2019
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A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.
Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.
by Mysterion3452 December 30, 2013
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punished

a. to be fucked from an alcoholic beverage
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
a.wow i was straight punished last night
b. Sam Erskins is straight punished and smells like sour cream.
c. the bob i smoked last night got us all punished
d ha your punished as fell
by Brittney August 26, 2003
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pumpfished

When you get a pump from working out and (catfish) other people
Omg her ass is fat… wait we could be getting pumpfished
by Rodbodchato1 May 10, 2022
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