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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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Puerto Rican Fence Climbers

These are the pointy toed shoes with high platform type heels but are designed for running from the cops and climbing chain link fences in the inner city to get away.

The point of the toe easily goes into the chain link fence to allow for quick fence climbing in your escape from the cops.
That dude has some pointy looking Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.
by pete240z March 30, 2010
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Puerto Rican Pullout

When preforming unprotected intercourse the male does not pullout during climax. He simply "pulls out" of his partners life and flees the country, avoiding all risks of fathering a child. (Originated in Puerto Rico)
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Puerto Rican Judo

A form of Judo, typical of the Puerto Rican communities in the five boroughs of New York City as well as large parts of South Florida. This "street" form of martial arts involves totting a knife or gun in the fight without the knowledge of your opponent. Please see example below...
Hector: Imma beat yo ass kung-fu style!!
Ricardo: Chutup you! I do dat Puerto Rican Judo!
Hector: What the fuck is dat sheit?!?
Ricardo: Judo-know if I gada knife, judo-know if I gada gun!
by "Grille Master B" February 9, 2010
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Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010
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