Puck

Puck is a mean panda that lives in a house that causes trouble like burning down houses and stuff

Puck burned down my house

by Puck blair December 26, 2018

Puck

Puck, is a rubber disc used in the sport of hockey, but is also a term used by hockey players to verbalize going to engage in a hockey related activity. Is also used to describe a woman who seems to be attracted towards hockey players.

'No way man, Kelsey's a puck, you don't want that.'

'Slap the puck into the net Johnny!'

'Hey Rob, do you have puck tonight?'

by Doantlyke Blahks March 16, 2011

Puck

A combination of male and female secretions (juices) during intercourse.

Robbie's dick is covered in puck after banging his girl.

by Jeannie88 June 22, 2016

Puck

extremely annoying asshole from mtv's real world.

Puck pissed off everyone in the house.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

puck

Word used in replacement of the profanity, fuck.

"Go puck yourself in the bathroom."

"Puck off!"

by nagrom_yafel April 2, 2009

puck

a unit of measure defining the mass of one hockey puck.

Wow, this table is heavy, it must be 1000 pucks.

by B-Hommes, assisted by K-Moose November 18, 2005

pucked

- To slip while fucking (past tense)

"The floor was so wet from her juices, he PUCKED on his ass"

by STRAP September 23, 2006