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Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket
My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.
by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010
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Chest Pubes

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.
It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"
by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
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J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
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Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
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Pubesticles

Really hairy balls. A combination of pubes and testicles.
"I would have given him head but he had really bad pubesticles".
by Stephandash February 2, 2014
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