protip

A tip intended to convert a novice to an expert.

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

by Zoni Nation January 14, 2008

proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

by Further Away March 23, 2007

protum

The anatomic location between the penis and scrotum.

Damn, my protum itches.

by The Dustin June 22, 2008

potimize

To optimize in the extreme, particularly as in computer programming.

The transposition of characters refers to the common experience of dramatic optimization breaking functionality or correctness.

I totally potimized the hell out of that function. Sure, the results were different, but it was 57x faster!!1!one

by _jrk_ March 18, 2009

Proximute

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

forced proximity

a trope where the two characters are forced to spend time together

doing a project together

forced to work together

(forced proximity)

by i love you mizuena January 9, 2023

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008