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pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.
*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!
by randomer!!! March 15, 2011
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prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.
"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"
by surfturfperth April 12, 2014
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Prostheticock

A fully functioning portable penile prosthetic made from pliable silicone with an outer movable foreskin. An erection rod can be inserted inside the prosthetic for a thicker and longer shaft. It provides a touch sensation to your body with natural vibration and movement. Using the adhesive tab on the prosthetic, you can attach it securely to your private area allowing your natural phallus to enter the back opening to create a bond between the wearer and the prosthetic. A blending method and a special tab designed scrotal attachment system allows the lips to become part of the scrotum. The prosthetic looks real and feels like a real penis. The Prostheticock is available in fifteen different shades and can be worn up to three days. The foolproof detachable prosthetic is ideal for autistic people from the lower end of the spectrum. It can also used to self-stimulate also known as stimming.

The Prostheticock is ideal for for men suffering from erectile dysfunction, micro penis, cis gendered men and bisexuals. With deep penetration, the pleasure bump on the back of the prosthetic also provides clitoral stimulation allowing lesbians to simultaneously reach their ultimate Big O.
Abdi: 'I ordered my Prostheticock five months ago and it still hasn't arrived. I can't keep walking around looking like I have a clit and no dick'

Lesbian with hairy armpits: 'Who needs dildos when you have a Prostheticock'
Lesbian friend with hairy pussy: 'You should have ordered another one so I can stick it up your ass'
Lesbian with hairy armpits: 'Dammmm, It didn't cross my mind, where's your mastercard?'
by Peeweecock March 12, 2018
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Prothick

The thickest of it all
Man that girl is no where close to Prothick level
by XGN NJSA June 28, 2018
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protenic water

hey do you have protenic water?
by soappppp November 9, 2020
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Prosthetic pussies

Fake female genitalia placed over a woman's real bits.may serve as interesting door prizes at a women's bachelorette party!
They used. Prosthetic pussies in the lesbian love scene between lea seydoux and adele exarchoupololous in "blue is the warmest color".
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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Prosthetic cameltoe

This is a prosthetic that is slipped into the girl's underwear for those girls who are jealous and can't Sport a camel toe. This can be made simply with products around the house. Cut out the bottom of a 2 ltr soda container, Cut out 2 of the indents and Is sand around edges. You can use A 20 oz soda bottle for a birdtoe Or the 3 leader showed a bottle for a moose knuckle.
Prosthetic cameltoe

A artificial Or plastic accentuator For the female anatomy. Now Tina Toe's not the hottest thing of the party I went and got my prosthetic camel toe and I Can be the talk of the party.
by balzdp976 October 5, 2023
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