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brophylactic

When your best friend takes off his condom and turns it inside out for you to use.
My roommate knocked on my door and asked if I had an extra dong bag, I said regetably I was still wearing my last soldier. But as a good mate, I turned that shit inside out and saved the day with a Brophylactic!
by 73Fatty September 14, 2012
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prophylactose

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.
Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
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