prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.

Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.

by MikeBus November 13, 2010

Anal Prolapse Day

On April 29th your anus shall prolapse

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.

by Trol Ler April 28, 2021

Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

prohapsibly

Probably perhaps possibly.

Girlfriend: will you come to the ball with me, loverkins?
Boyfriend: prohapsibly, my dear.

by Malum malum November 19, 2010

proxapathy

The indifference that prevents you from visiting a place of interest even though, or because, you live nearby. A sufferer is proxapathetic.

I live in London and, although my cousins from Canada have visited The Tower of London, proxapathy prevents me from doing so.

by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008

Pocket Prolapse

Condition caused when pulling a cell phone wrapped in a silicone type of cover/sleeve, and it causes your front pants pocket liner to turn inside out exposing itself.

When he pulled his cell phone out of his front pants pocket, the pocket liner experienced a pocket prolapse and had to be pushed back in.

by Sellin2Buy July 13, 2010

Fanny Prolapse

When a womans womb falls out her fanny :O

Guy 1: "Holy Shit Dude...i heard what happened with that lassie on Saturday night :O"
Guy 2: "It was fuckin rank...her insides fell right out her Vag D: i think it's called fanny prolapse or something."

Guy 1: "I honestley think thats hilarious!"

by Bakes! October 13, 2010