Proffesor Rectum

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.

Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.

by EvieZ December 27, 2008

proffitt

One who is jewish and unaturally short.

Toms little brother is such a proffitt.

by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

mad proffessor

An excentric chemist often wearing a dark lab coat with holes in covered, up by badges of various types. Is rather loud and strange sounding when bored, happy or pissed off. Can easily be irritated when experimenting. Is thought to be either " a genious" or "an idiot"

The mad proffessor had finally solved the problem of global warming in his lab and then went down the pub for a quick pint.

by Patrick_of_LU November 7, 2008

Proffesor Jerkhof

Is another definition for the male act of masturbating.

He has a meeting with Proffesor Jerkhof.

by Mircea September 19, 2008

The Proff

A popular nickname for a certain celebrity academic

I must be krunk coz if I aint mistaken I just saw The Proff cookin up some more science shizzle

by FlashCa5h January 28, 2007

No pics, no proff.

The phrase Givemeacent uses to tell off people when they talk out of their ass without any sort of prove.

Can also be used to jokingly play with someone, demanding that they need prove to believe them.

"Guys I have a RuneScape classic account with a party hat set!"

No pics, no proff.

by Givemeacent January 11, 2009

No pics, no proff.

The phrase Givemeacent uses to tell off people when they talk out of their ass without any sort of prove.

Can also be used to jokingly play with someone, demanding that they need prove to believe them.

"Guys I have a RuneScape classic account with a party hat set!"

No pics, no proff.

by Givemeacent January 30, 2008