A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.
Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid
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1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!
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1: Ew no she's an idiot. If you want a princess who's pure awesomeness, Daisy's where's it's at!
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Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
Princess Peach has previously been called Mr. Peach but changed his name so that he can get the attention of handsome Bowser. The Princess wants Bowser's succulent dick, but Mario continues to save him against his will, but he shows emotion to Mario so that his identity is not revealed.
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toed: Mario you need to save princess peach she got kidnaped again
Mario: but i am just the Plumber
toed: i don't care just save her or else
Mario: ok Luigi come on we need to save the princess
toed: Mario you need to save princess peach she got kidnaped again
Mario: but i am just the Plumber
toed: i don't care just save her or else
Mario: ok Luigi come on we need to save the princess
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