premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

preassurance

The act of offering support or reassurance to someone before they have even expressed concern for the situation they are in. Sometimes a welcome gesture, but more often than not is not helpful to the situation and may worsten the concerns of the person or create concern where it previously did not exist.
Usually not a malicious gesture, sometimes just an act of ignorance.

Mike: "I'm asking Jenny out tonight!"
Tom: "Yeah man, I'm sure you'll be fine. She's probably dated fat guys with acne before and your breath isn't that bad"
Mike: "Thanks for the preassurance dude"

by ouchjeez May 9, 2008

Pervasaurus

A nickname for a boy who is pervy or hits on or teases many girls in insulting ways, most specifically in math class.

Man, that pervasaurus next to me is such a douche!

by Circuedeploom May 1, 2009

Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail

person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail

by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009

prevalent

Widespread, thourough.

The panic quickly spread into vast areas, becoming more prevalent than ever vaticinated.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

prease

The exact meaning has long since been lost, but most can agree that the phrase "Oh prease," can be utilized in any way to say virtually anything.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse-boy prease

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

I Prevail

I prevail are a American metalcore band formed in Southfield, Michigan established in 2013. They were made famous for their Taylor Swift "blank space" cover with over 70 million views. Their debut EP "Heart Vs Mind" was released 2015 and their debut album "lifelines" 2016

"Yo you like I prevail?" "Yeah man they're beast"

by Light Yagami3645 February 12, 2017