Prestige baby

A "prestige baby" is a third world brown child adopted by rich white people after they are done having biological children. The resulting prestige among their peer group cannot be trumped or countered; it is the ultimate expression of white privilege.

Have you seen the Smith's new prestige baby, Tamden? They had to make three separate trips to Guatemala to secure it. The playgroup host nearly burned down her own house in envious rage when Shanna walked in with it.

by Fuchtbar August 31, 2014

Preston Brooks

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.

"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."

by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

Prestige Lightskin

A like lightskin beyond normal lightskin activities by tapping into their max lightskin potential.

Terry: Jeilyn is always taking pictures of himself
Ben: He is truly a prestige lightskin

by Jo2Savage May 24, 2022

Del Preston

1 -A (fictional) english roadie, described as a nutbar, who toured around the world with famous bands such as Black Sabbath, The Rolling stones and Led Zeppelin along with his old lady. The best roadie there was. Helped set up Waynestock in the film wayne's world 2.
2 - a complete Nutbar.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

your turning out to be a right Del Preston.

by Dann S November 12, 2005

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

presstitute

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).

The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.

by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012

Preston-Punk

Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.

"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."

"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "

"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."

by Bend, O(ve)R December 28, 2017