perfunction

The state of ultimate functionality.

OSX has yet to reach perfunction.

by lowercaseb February 25, 2004

Prefuck

You and a significant other arrange to meet before a date and engage in vigorous sex before you both get too drunk or something. Also is a great way to break the ice.

Guy 1 - Dude I am getting bombed at the bars tonight.
Guy 2 - Aren't you going with Jordan, what if you get whiskey dick?
Guy 1 - It's okay, we are going to Prefuck at her place.

by OSU JTG May 28, 2009

perfunctory interjection

The mindless, meaningless, random and irritating interposition of a word or words into a conversational narrative or appended to it.

"So I said - like - who does she think she is?"
"I had my head in the toilet - you know - and he jumped me."
"There were plenty of busty babes on the beach - and whatnot."
"A perfunctory interjection is - like - mind-numbingly irritating."

by Shireguy July 8, 2009

prefuction

having an orgasm prematurely during foreplay with midgets

the man had a prefuction at the circus

by frank4304 March 21, 2008

prefunk

Getting high before you go out.

Wanna prefunk at my place before the show?

by Anita March 22, 2005

prefucked

When embarking on a long-distance relationship LDR and each party has gone past the stage of being crazy for one another but have yet to meet in person. Normally this would be called 'fucked' but because you've not had the chance to fuck yet, you're 'pre-fucked' or 'prefucked'. Which takes into consideration the waiting period of time before you get to actually fuck.

Steve, while chatting online with Sally: "I'm totally prefucked for you!"

*****

John: "Man, Chris is dissing us again because of that girl he's talking to online!"

Bill: "Yeah man, he's totally prefucked about her."

*****

Tina talking to Lisa: "Girl, why isn't Melissa hangin' out?! Is she prefucked with that guy she met on that dating site?"

by Jersey_in_Autumn November 22, 2011

prefunking

The act of cumming inside your ho before entering her. Thus, prefunking can be a pleasureful form of foreplay.

Leah was so excited that it was patti's birthday, they were prefunking before the celebration could really begin.

by sharpasaknife April 2, 2009