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plankton

Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.
What a complete Plankton
by Technofrog March 22, 2003
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planktonic

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.
Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool
by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016
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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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Plankton

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.
hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.
by Mike Chi December 20, 2008
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Plankton

someone who while claiming to play does not actually participate in extreme frizbee or other games but instead just stands there and only catches it if it goes for them
"dude hugh was such a plankton yesterday during frizbee"

"conor quit being a planton and go for it!"
by Althalus June 24, 2007
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Plankton

Money, green, dollars, that guap, wealth etc. etc. etc.

that shit you get to get that shit you gotta get
Yo son whats your deal...

you gotta get that plankton like them husky ass whale sharks... just open dat shit up and gobble gobble gobble GET THAT PLANKTON BITCH!
by NOT SURE May 29, 2007
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PLANKTON

Oh no it’s PLANKTON run for you life”
by Rara2007 February 26, 2018
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